One man against another
Fairy tales are fucking fine
I'll stab your chest bloody
Will you stab mine
I'm deaf little straw man
But as strong as a mythical bear
See my hair how smooth
It's pasted pubic hair
It'll be a long drawn battle
Longer epics to pen
After this we go back
And eat the marinated hen
The gods possibly possessed
Or maybe a mistaken fray
I've been holding my piss too long
My toupee's turning gray
Together we fight
An endless zero sum game
"Kill or be killed"?
Isn't that essentially same?
Quite generous I admit when
"Tits for tats" they say
"Shit or be shat on" is yay
"Fuck or be fracked" is nay
The sun has set night has let
Let's go light our farts on fire
I'll steam your piss for tea
Smells really bad, sire
I see you're quite beaten
I admit I'm in several piece
To calm the gods I'll sell
My wife's warm pubic fleece
Plus I need to let a fart out soon
Or I might shit an entire turd
I hope almighty likes to eat
My feces with vomit curd
It floats easily like a boat
A boatload of parasites flow
I'll make amends in later lives
Now I really have to go
I discuss feces when it's dark
The clouds hid my only star
I say things as they come to me
My balls are pickled in a jar
Well we two both enjoy a good shit
Pissing is still a problem
Sadly we often cough up sin
Blood with thick yellow phlegm
That's what happens of age
We prattle over stuff banal
We blew each other last week
Today we'll try a little anal
I know it's a little uncomfortable
And you feel you need to take a shit
God willing we'll exceed hope
So happy I'm having a fit
So long you foolish mind
May you not die of fun
You'd have struggled more but
The wheels began to turn
