Run away radha
Or I'll use this color of shit
You know I'm the playful god
I can get away with it
This is the color of diarrhea
I'm not saying if it's the original thing
That's for you to figure out
I like it when you grin
Well anyway happy holi and all that
You know the usual drill
I'm happy you're posing with me
You make time easy to kill
I don't know what it is about you
I don't care about my wife
She's home minding her own
Blames herself for the strife
But I'm Krishna and that's important
I set the standards that stay
My eyes trained on those lovely glands
Accept my holi spray
I feel the love, bubble up in foam
Sorry that was just my drool
I can't control the animal parts
Or stop them playing the fool
Oy my radiant love
I wish radiation was invented
I could put a geiger next to you
Miracle documented
It's such a terrible waste
This beauty unsurpassed
Let our union shake the world
After this day has passed
The colors between our souls
Are beyond the visible range
Towards the infrared
Things do get very strange
Your innocence is in the ultraviolet
I could get cancer you know
That's the reason my skin is blue
I am only an afterglow
