I sit shit, commode I fit,
Fart bubbles of tart on top.
The turds look like birds dead,
I had eaten at IHOP.
A sweetheart in my heart had fart,
I had a heart but it was filled.
She took my gold and pissed on me,
The roof fell and she was killed.
No suvrotica you have entamoeba histolytica,
Amoebiasis I can tell from the smell.
Metrogel will cure me I'm sure,
Surely for the parasite it's hell.
One fart loud, one fart long,
Like a song ancient and from an oud.
What broke the camels back was a fart,
What manners in the desert food.
Fart after fart, I discover an art,
Monalisa I can paint with my ass in peace.
Sufficient half cooked beans the night before,
Senorita I make her pose a smile please.
