This cup of tea, shall set me free,
From darjeeling they say they pluck.
I doubt every word they say, nay,
I see the ceylon sticker is stuck.
Can't really trust, trust is bust,
Most people are just pests.
I do pest control, take over their soul,
Just ask them to write a few tests.
Calculus you have to know,
Trigonometry can save you too.
Higher algebra often a savior,
Otherwise you die coiled in glue.
Ramanujam there was a man,
Like a giant he roams the sky.
I just had a chat with him yesterday,
He said he's disgusted with human lie.