The gods came down, all with a frown,
Buddy you're really fucking up our plan.
You know why you have fever for 12 days,
We've gifted you leukemia, well, because we can.
One atheist less, a win I confess,
At least for a galactic ass like you.
We almost managed to fuck all the fools,
Now you suddenly itch to be true.
We called a meeting, all cloud seating,
Our assholes visible, if you looked hard.
The culmination of the orgy of gods,
To rid ourselves of a rational turd.
Holy the flood, cancer in your blood,
Bye bye you sacrilegious shit.
You fucked our dreams so bad,
Like boogers in our nose they fit.
You'll be dead in a few, celebration is due,
We enjoy the holy inflatable anal rods.
We sing hymns, repeat shit that's clearly dim,
Can you imagine the relief for the gods.
Goodly now the heaven, ass fuck angel seven,
We make sure we fuck them right.
In fact you are a fallen angel,
That caused last year's sausage blight.
We demoted you down, but still a shit clown,
Look you've driven us out of our mind.
We now look like a bad case of diarrhea,
Poisoning, sepsis, flatulence, all combined.
In other words welcome back,
We'll promote you to head of heavens this time.
Please lay low, freely fuck, every god a ho,
We're so nervous in transit we lost our spine.
No lecture or rant, you make us shit in our pant,
We just want to get the fuck out of your sight.
We know who you are, though not the fools,
Only you can fuck the speed of light.
Message delivered we get outta here,
Don't want to get you mad against us.
Customer service we disconnected,
Please cooperate without a fuss.
