A swooning fool, how totally cool,
Biden a balloon gone soon.
He doesn't realize I am the king,
Or that he's a disney cartoon.
What an old fart, bless his heart,
I'm glad mad vlad keeps him in shape.
If an inflated spent rubber can ruckus raise,
Democracy should get ready for rape.
Inside propaganda crap, outside debt trap,
I'm sure I've been loud and clear.
It's stupid to have so many nations,
I sir will usher common universal fear.
Most remain supine, they have no spine,
The rest are self destructive at best.
It isn't really all that hard with credit card,
A jest to test the yankee pest.
The balloon did just, the old order must rust,
Ass without toilet paper, yes sir.
I'll stop them from wiping their assholes,
I am an explosion connoisseur.
Then in form of a pill, fantastic fentanyl,
I send that as a suppository free.
In a day or two, defecation sans clue,
It will be a shit genocide spree.
From super power to shit in its last hour,
A frantic blissful session of orgy shit.
The package on the suppository will,
Show a dragon in a hilarious fit.
I gift my friend, the russian fiend,
The state of alaska and take his chutzpah.
The Indians I bribe, just a backwards tribe,
Prone to twerks, infighting and holy hee-haw.
The blabbering balloon tells me soon,
Where strategically I strike.
Within days, with thanks I say,
I have my Chinese Reich.
