This arrow cannot kill even a sparrow,
I'm shit faced again.
I need to hunt and feed the cunt,
Or she's going to ensure my pain.
I'm a henpecked husband, a rubber band,
She stretches me till I snap.
My life is criticized, my shit sized,
If I forget the toilet flap.
Brainless prat, and very fat,
She's as ferocious as bloody Mary's aunt.
I might be burnt on a stake,
She has put a padlock on her cunt.
The gods told me, when you pee with your wee,
Just shake the snake twice.
I do that to masturbate in bath,
I finger my asshole thrice.
Intimidated and all, my dick shrinks so small,
That sometimes it's just balls and hair.
I can't keep a mistress, no money,
Fuck dead heads in the morgue that stare.
Life is shit, yes that's it,
There's no love or married bliss.
My sex life is just about horrible,
Forget when I last had a kiss from a miss.
