I fail and fall on nails very small,
My ass will now have many assholes.
Serves me right to spend the night,
At a place unwelcome and foul.
I may break my bones, unpaid my loans,
What will god say to me.
He might have devil fuck all my holes,
And send me to a shit filled eternity.
Or maybe I'll live as a cripple on charity, a pity,
For a man of my mindset.
And my balls will be squashed in the fall,
Before a miss can caress the set.
I think these thoughts made me shit, I smell it,
And I pissed my pants too.
But luckily another nightmare of falling,
I'm in my bed wallowing in pee and poo.