I dig my nose, god only knows,
The treasures that hide in the deep.
If one kilo a set, a booger I don't get,
At night a grown-up man I weep.
The snot in the pot is all I've got,
It's like a mine that's only mine.
Even if my shit, smells like it,
At least I can say my booger is fine.
Hello the world whole, can you hear a troll,
Heckling me for writing about shit.
I reserve the right, to write at night,
Pretty much anything that I fancy fit.
Fuck my stupid hole, I'm a lonely soul,
I comb my pubes pretty everyday.
I don't know about you, everything is true,
Pick things from your ass and just say.
The prudes are always rude,
Nothing can please the hopefuls.
The invisible man in the cloud, shits and is loud,
When you remonstrate against his random rules.
Using my anal rod, I like to please my god,
Dedicated in repeating squiggles in the dark.
Then in the park, stark naked I walk,
At unbelievers I always bark.
