Misery and pain visits me again,
I'm twice fucked this time.
Double the trouble, I do gobble,
My food, no reason nor rhyme.
One bad eye, sad cavities I spy,
Holy homeless cow!
I ate my dental crown, now can't frown,
My face is defaced somehow.
I shit a lot, the crown in the pot,
Flushed away like all good times.
Searing this pain, I say again and again,
I'm suffering for my crimes.
Crimes of gluttony and sloth,
Sinner of many many sins.
I love ice cream, chocolate, rosogolla,
Sushi, sashini, and shark fins.
Don't know how, find tasty the holy cow,
And it has cursed me in a spell. .
Ibuprofen and lidocaine, oh this pain,
Dragging me to my hell.
Hello holy hindu cow, hear me somehow,
Please stop fucking my asshole.
This dental pain, will not go in vain,
I promise I'll become a pious soul.
