A bird with a key is shitting on me,
I guess it's a sign of something good.
Maybe the angels are free, want a date with me,
It's a key to a rejuvenated manhood.
My dick droopy and very loopy,
Doesn't really work at all.
The main pubic function right now,
Satisfaction from scratching my ball.
Yes just one ball, the other is small,
God during design was taking a shit.
Symmetric or not, that ball becomes hot,
When I spot a miss with a bare tit.
My life is lonely and long, a defective schlong,
Girls never pay attention to me.
They like superman, batman, and money man,
I have no super powers you see.
