I put my snot in a pot,
A thought that one day came in a dream.
God pulled a rod from his nose,
It had a gooey sticky cream.
He told me in a thundering voice,
Go sell snot you piece of shit.
Then I woke up startled,
And began to realize it.
This is my first bottle and by hell,
It'll be full by next Monday.
To the gods I swear, touching my ass bare,
I'll convince the bidders that day.
Then that way, day by one slow day,
I'll get stinking rich, hearty and hale.
Again touching my dick, I say I'll stick,
Every snot in the pot for sale,
