I stand tall on my balls,
Dear miss can't you hear me piss?
I assure you the largest turd,
From my asshole are as big as this.
My gas is foul, I have a dirty soul,
Miss can I kiss your hand?
Forever we'll live in a Mumbai slum,
Because I have no money or land.
I also have no prospect of a job,
In fact I have indeed no legs.
All I ever do is shit and piss,
Get drunk from leftover kegs.
But be my miss, I want to piss,
On a creature I want to mate.
The gods unruly, have destined truly,
For you a most miserable fate.
