I'm rolling on a ball, it's no exercise at all,
That's what you might think.
Try to put on some weight, just standing straight,
Will take you near death's brink.
I'm trying to get back to shape,
But all I do is get my back scratched.
Then I take a hot steamy bath,
And get more plans hatched.
I've noticed I look evil,
My asshole is a gaping hole.
I suspect there's more than fat wrong here,
I may be a narcissistic asshole.
But no matter I shall continue,
To piss on humanity as before.
The misanthrope in me is still hungry,
I've to keep feeding it more.
