I'm wasted drunk, in deep funk,
My ass is fucked I tell you.
So much shit came rushing out of it,
The planet was slanted askew.
With jiggling balls, I answer nature's calls,
I piss wherever I may be.
I wallow in my piss, there's no miss,
Nothing makes any sense to me.
I'm going to hell, I can tell,
Not much different the assholes.
House of a demented fuck, who sucks,
Poor departed souls.
Perhaps he'll fuck me with his rancid tongue,
Perhaps ask me to sit on the devil prongs.
Whatever it is, I'll be eating his shit and piss,
Customarily with festive songs.
