I shit from my ass, passing noxious gas,
And flutter a flag of some sort.
I give hypocrisy a good face, I win every race,
Always with the winner I consort.
I kill him with my fart, an art,
I'm proud of who I am.
To make the odor doubly deadly,
I eat raw eggs with fermented yam.
For my political reasons, in prison,
I shit on the opposition leader's face.
And I own his whores that've blown,
My cock at gun point, I confess.
Plus I throw my feces at people,
I've killed many this way.
It's just one of the many things,
That helps me hold my sway.
