I'm a retired steed, smoking weed,
I am classy as fucking hell.
At night I eat gourmet cake, freshly baked,
The smell rings my balls like bell.
I don't hangout with horses,
They just jade the fuck out of me.
The neigh is really negative I think,
I only speak English you see.
And I'm married to a human blonde,
She sucks my cock at night.
She bottles my cum as a protein shake,
She's a business woman alright!
She gets high on my fart, bless her heart,
She lets me shit on her face.
Every night we try a new position,
Our kids I foresee the ruling race.
They'll fuck homo sapiens in the ass,
And outrun them in every way.
Soon horse face will be more common,
Supermarkets stuffed with hay.
