Darling why are you so upset,
Why show all your teeth?
Surely I can fuck if I try,
If I can talk my dick out of its sheath.
You know how tired I feel,
Work is such a bossy bitch.
And when I come back home,
You're working up a shrill pitch.
Calm down and turn around,
I need to take a shit.
Last time you hated the color,
The smell gave you a fit.
Don't worry our last eggs are good,
Maybe they're taking a little time.
The grubs are warm inside the shells,
Pretty sure they're just fine.
Bake me a cake or something,
I could appreciate a wine.
Be good to your man always,
To get his dick in line.
