Half my fucking life is over,
Only the ass part remains.
I've had my fill of frothy beer,
Now more of the aches and pains.
My diction is dipped in poop,
I can rarely think a straight thought.
Fuck this and shit that is all I can say,
Sorry, but that's the dregs I've got.
But I am still an innocent boy at heart,
Except the dick doesn't dance anymore.
It's always taking it really easy,
But I save money on whores.
The life experience has been mixed,
But I see my species is fucking it foul.
The planet will live but we sure won't,
It seems suicide the collective goal.
Well anyway, I won't see the end of time,
This life is headed for an uncertain squish.
I really hope I'd have a gentle tug,
And finish off with a happy wish.
