Dynamite in their ass
Will serve the humans very well.
But first must drink and smoke
To celebrate their passage to hell.
The weed is special
It helps to chill the fuck out.
The whiskey is made from single malt,
As mentioned by the tout.
The humans must go,
The species is a real piece of shit.
Their's is a hubris I want to piss on,
Love to blow their shit to bits.
The animals have all voted,
To rid the planet of this pest's cover.
Will fight together, only in a few days,
Our miseries will be finally over.
A perfunctory farewell from me they get,
A nanometer tip of a tentacle,
The troops are ready to scrape them bare,
The shindig will be mighty swell.
Gods are holy, fuck by golly,
They'll be sad in small mad ways.
The rainbow will have a crisper tone,
Much sunnier the next days.