I know it's quite gross, can't afford remorse,
So from my mouth I shit.
My asshole was prod, a hot glowing rod,
So painful I can't even sit.
The rod belongs to a false god,
They're always after me.
First I thought alien green,
The blindfold was the color of pee.
They beat the beets out of me,
The floor was quite red.
Then they put a rod through my ass,
And fucked me in the head.
A wrecked asshole is bad, I'm really sad,
Don't have a shoulder to cry.
Who would've thought in public a turd,
I'd vomit up towards the godless sky.
Well wretched are these days, maybes and mays,
Nothing is ever a sure thing.
The poop is halfway out, stuck in the spout,
A holler no help will bring.
Fuck my stars, and fuck them again,
What a horrible way to defecate.
I've been retching and stretching,
Knots and tangles in my incorrigible fate.
Sorry you guys have to see me like this,
Too bad life is so long.
I don't want to choke on this turd,
I need a lubricating song.
Well this life is gone, I've nothing left to pawn,
Fucked by adversities and bad luck.
I'll die this painful death, with shit in my breath,
Fuck, fuck, fuck, and fucking FUCK.
