I like money, pussy and honey,
How wonderful this life.
Murder and rape, I have a legal cape,
Never bothered by common strife.
I spend vacations in jail, imported whiskey in pail,
Sometimes it's just my lookalike.
My swiss bank will grow, want more and more,
I'll buy fiji to park my bike.
I'll do anything for dough, I implore,
Some extra gold helps out.
I'll pull in some hours, ass-fuck cowards,
Skin them like a common trout.
I cut throats, the strident votes,
You'll never regret the hire,
Their ass I rape, kerosene in the gape,
Light the honesty on fire.
Oo la la, I dance tra la la,
I masturbate while they scream and pout.
Love this job, admired by the mob,
No democracy can live without.
