I water my plants, without my pants,
I shit on the ground to make it rich.
I am all natural, my hairy balls,
Sometimes do very much itch.
It's all right, the fire I light,
Show people how to live true.
They think I'm a kook, perverted crook,
All totally false I tell you.
Rattle them, you can from their prattle,
Realize how hollow they are.
Fools with big yap, their lives nightmarish crap,
I know they won't take the planet far.
I don't know, where all this will go,
I can't change things as just me.
Homo fucking sapiens isn't home yet,
They have eyes, but still can't see.
Maybe five, maximum ten, this pretty glen,
Will have wilted in the heat.
Misanthropic I've got, murderous my thoughts,
I blame the sapiens for this feat.
The planet will live on, and so will life,
This foolish critter's plans all foiled.
All the gods, lies and borders crowd in its ass,
As the summer simmers into a boil.
