I'm really mad, and also very sad,
That I've lost the body that was cute and fat.
Whatever am I to do, I don't think I have a clue,
Or some unstated quandary like that.
There are drops of piss, I certainly don't like this,
Perfectly embarrassed to tell you the truth.
But the outrage I feel, will not quickly heal,
Scratch the balls I must to soothe.
Oh what a day, obnoxious fray,
The blade severed me from my guy.
He must be really sad, bleeding pretty bad,
What consolations could I try?
Now I am on my own, the sperms ready to be sown,
Must find a miss to vomit them in.
Ejaculation is fun, miss here I come,
Ready your hole with some gin.
To impress her wet tube, must comb my pubes,
Unkempt belongs to the hardscrabble class,
Must pump up size, with her hole to fantasize,
Now where can I find a piece of glass?
Must avoid her shit hole, my weakness as a whole,
I admit I do navigate well in poop.
I'm really very tense, this makes absolutely no sense,
But must not shrink into a stoop.
Hallelujah to the gods, what are the fucking odds,
That a severed dick marches up to a cunt?
Must be making history, or herstory,
The world's most daring stunt.
