You spilled my piss
And my blood there
Thank you for taking my life
It wasn't really going anywhere
The arrow hit the heart alright
The urine was a thick flow
It was the last piss, watering a bush
But I had to go
My body in a pool of yellow piss
A few turds may have come out too
What a fantastic way to die
I saw the sky was very blue
Wallowing in feces
I met almighty god
He meant business right away
Had a cleaning prod
Rolled his trouser legs
And got to work right away
Wanted me to be the cleanest whore
In his heavenly sway
He wiped my asshole wth a traveling cloud
It dazzled like a star
I made him proud, with a hole like that
He said I'd go quite far
We discussed heaven's zeitgeist
Mainly and mostly, manly fluids
He came clean about
Fucking the druids
The druids he said
Had impeccable holes
You could spend eternity there
If that was your goal
We both pissed
Now on a passing rain cloud
On earth it was rain
We laughed out very loud
As a man I was foolish
My thoughts were quite vain
I have a purpose as a whore now
No longer in pain
