I'm the sharpest knife
I hurt where it hurts the most
I hate swift killings
I like the very slow roast
If you carry me around
Men will get jay
The only men who can't be lured
Are significantly gay
I break hearts
That I easily do
I like easy money and foolish youths
Penniless creeps I avoid like the flu
The moon is bright, sparkling eyes
Come my dear, let's go on a date
Bring your wallet, and some pills
Tell your whoever, you'll be late
You may not come back
Coming redefined
A casket or your coffin
Or loose bones, labeled and signed