I fart I fart, I fart from my heart,
I fart so much that I am pooping.
The gods must know it's diarrhea,
And Imodium is not working.
Just some "egg tarka and roti",
And I am shooting shit like mad.
Hopelessly devoted to the shit god,
Oh my god look I shit something sad.
A pool of shit drool not cool,
The smell is bad too.
The spirit of the time vomited up,
Its miseries in fragrant shit hue.
Devil in this shit I can smell it,
From what I ate yesterday.
Clump and lump turds with a thump,
No manners, no saying namaste.
