Unholy as hell, shit-fuck I can't tell,
If the poo fairy is a grown man and
I wake up early and see this guy.
Reading his news sitting and shitting, I understand.
What kind of manners, my good baboo? I ask.
To come and do this and also piss
Is this how fairies ought to behave?
I do feel ashamed to even report this.
And since I'm born of hindoo egg and sperm,
Must this then be a hindoo fairy poo?
If so, is this aberration only in this religious group?
Or is it documented more widely too?
Double shame. I feel I lost the pious game.
On the high side of things, we are
Moon rockets, sun travel, and inveterate corruption
A poo fairy shits on the hindoo mascara.
Every morning, hence, I've been sitting on this fence.
I wonder if hindoo halitosis is going to cause pain.
The peril is in the chilling morning pill, when
I feel a cold finger in my asshole again.
