So holy my ball, amount of seed so small,
What on planet plastic is wrong.
I could be just sad, but I'm also mad,
Today I'll drink fermented pee extra strong.
In the holy temple of the gods, the nitwit sods,
Crowd the air and prayers out of me.
They fart and shit even on god's goodly tit,
I only now go their for the food that's free.
Holy halcyon, is another bullshit con,
Just a way to steal underwear without you knowing.
That's why I shit in my pants,
To discourage these nincompoops from stealing.