Kim is dim, scam his schemes,
His balls heavy with dark desire.
Wants to fuck the rock, sucks putin's cock,
Habanero stuffed in his ass to fire his ire.
The Americans not afraid, they've said,
The south is enjoying a windfall.
Kim wants revenge, wants a monster strange,
Wants to give godzilla a booty call.
With AI and nukes, some lucky flukes,
Some friends he later can stab.
He plans to take over, one city at a time,
Starting with Timbuktu in rehab.
He shoots his nuclear shit,
But they pre-detonate in his ass.
Kim becomes a plume of soviet dust,
A gigantic, fat, bulbous, fart gas.
Koreans north and south shit in his statue's mouth,
The dick dictator is decidedly dead.
People pissing in their pants with joy,
Vomit cheer on each other's head.
North and south like brothers march,
Towards a future bright as you can say.
People build toilets in Kim's likeness,
He gets shit on every day.
