Hell yes, god bless,
I did shit a lot.
But the shit won't flush,
A problem on the spot.
It smells really awful too,
Holy fathers of mother mary.
I have to buy a plunger and acid,
No money and that is scary.
Jesus christ that's a lot of shit,
I'm proud as you can tell.
This country is wallowing in shit,
This will fit right in as well.
Or may be as a gift to the leaders,
They always run out of shit.
A celebration of microbial life,
In their mouth as masala when they see fit.
Their duty to drown the nation,
Drink milk from a farcical divine tit.
As a testament to my place in the crowd,
I therefore offer my shit.
