I say fuck this sun, much harm done,
My poo now diarrheal stew.
Plus I've been shitting all over,
My place is like a loo.
I usually keep myself to myself,
But this heat set my shit on fire.
The world hates me, I hate it back,
Nothing really here to admire.
Already my shit smells bad,
I've asserted proudly many a times.
I announce, now, it's disgusting enough to,
Discourage any machinery of crimes.
Erectile dysfunction a must, dick is bust,
Sad are the times that have been spun.
Even when I finger my asshole,
It's wet and no longer any fun.
Bloated like shit, I sit a misfit,
Fanning my farts with a fan.
The desultory electricity rapes your ass,
Loadshedding, bengalis dread that span.
The calender hindoo gods cackle,
Slipshod absconders in a row.
They start cavorting when the fan's back on,
Dancing holy tit shit, to and fro.
No rain, and so rainbow a pricey hoe,
Only in cards, otherwise rare.
The extra sweat stinks bad,
But elixir for the lice in my pubic hair.
Plus my pee and vomit are weird,
Like niagara fucking falls they run.
I think all my voluntary controls are burnt,
All thanks to this fucking sun.
