Golden years are overrated,
My cunt's larger than a cave.
The last fuck lost his dick in it,
Hard to find one that's brave.
I've put my ass on combo offers,
But loose turds spoil the mood.
And when I have diarrhea,
You may have understood.
Plus my boobs are spent,
They hang like cellophane.
No milk for the ones who suck,
Seriously what a shame.
I suck cock without my dentures,
Otherwise the customers get spooked.
That's really all I can do now,
To get food that's cooked.
My faith in god keeps me going,
Once in heaven I'll blow his cock.
I'll lick his balls and asshole,
Eat shit from his sock.
Gangbangs with goblins and fairies,
Triple penetrations with the devil-oh my!
Assortment of dicks waiting for me,
I can't wait to die.
