A decapitated dick and remnant piss,
The balls look too good.
The bengali race is dead,
I feast on their balls for food.
It's the bengali new year,
Time for the rich to get diabetic.
Their narcissistic shit smells sweet,
Lies become insistent and pathetic.
The poor of course have no festivals,
They have no celebratory race.
They are fucked in their ass and luck,
And in the April, heat-fucked in the face.
Not many years ago,
The moguls fucked the bengali ass with a plough. *
Moguls are erased from syllabus now,
But we celebrate their shadow somehow.
Time to dress up the pubic parts,
Poles and holes look alike.
Powdered fool with gold rush drool,
The leaders blaring the mic.
All assholes in degrees of growth,
Selfish and motivated by coins.
Bengal today is fucked beyond repair,
No cloth to cover the lurid loins.
New year, new gods and new scams,
Bengal now synonym for deceit.
Just open your mouth wide open,
A city full of sweet bengali shit.
An overpowering stench of gods,
Their shit smeared on the walls near.
Soulless hollow masks for people,
Celebrate with rancid cheer.
A galumphing gargantuan grotesque race,
Proud of a past faint as air.
It's the fart that's an art in it's after thought,
When the shit loses its flair.
Every year a travesty of excuses,
There's no scruples, conscience or guilt.
Like the bath of a sonagachhi whore,
All superficial paint job and stilt.
Happy new year everyone,
Hopefully you shit well this year.
Hope is a hoax that I try to coax,
After the first turd head is clear.
*The history of the Bengali New Year dates back to the Mughal Empire in India. Emperor Akbar, who reigned from 1556 to 1605, introduced the Bengali calendar in 1584 AD (963 AH) to streamline tax collection in the region known as Bengal, which was then under Mughal rule. The Bengali calendar was based on a combination of the Islamic Hijri calendar and the Hindu solar calendar.
This coincide with ramadan, which is the ninth month of the Islamic calendar, during which Muslims observe a month-long period of fasting and spiritual reflection. The word "Ramadan" is derived from the Arabic word "Ramad," which means scorching heat, and it is believed that this month is so named because it was during this month that the Quran was first revealed to the Prophet Muhammad.
Originally, the Bengali calendar followed the lunar cycle, with the new year falling on the first day of the month of Muharram in the Islamic calendar. However, due to inconsistencies between the lunar and solar calendars, agricultural activities and tax collection became challenging. To resolve these issues, the Bengali calendar was reformed by Amartya Ray, a renowned astronomer of the time, during Akbar's reign. The reformed calendar, known as the 'Fasli San,' followed the solar cycle, and the new year began on the first day of the month of Boishakh.
