How pretty this hole, and holy too,
Favorite of the gods that give pain.
It's my asshole in case your english is weak,
Shit, fart, and pleasure to gain.
Wellspring of civilization it is,
A partner to piss spout on the side.
The balls are hairy and heavy,
I say this with a lot of male pride.
I look in the mirror and say hello to my hole,
No miss wants to kiss.
I live on a mountain by the sun,
The river is really my piss.
The sun is hot, diarrhea in a pot,
Was the result of this heat.
Holiest the best whose shit passes god's test,
The winner sucks god's teat.
My future right in the blight,
Horny the worms in my asshole.
They make love to each other,
While I scratch the bloody hole.
The dump today was good,
It was a gigantic turd pile.
The smell was bad, the gods went mad,
Now I rest for a while.
