I ate holy shit, mixed platter,
A really wholly holy shit for Holi.
Turds from jesus, krishna, and the one,
Who the bengali call kali.
Few from other exotic faiths,
And their most revered gods.
I'm sure this includes the naked greeks,
And the you-can't-see-my-pic with anal rods.
A plateful of irrationality and superstition,
Bullshit of the best jurassic find.
My shit coated tongue holier than thou,
Holy worms in the feces are kind.
Just the smell, the stench,
Makes me cry holy onion tears of joy.
I want to throw my arms,
As I dip the turds in soy.
In a relay race we hand batons,
But here it's god's goodly turd.
Generations learn from their parents,
Why stupidity isn't so hard.
Oy I love this orgy of a shit platter,
My gastronomic dream fulfilled.
It's customary these days with religiosity,
To keep loading until your own shit is spilled.
In our world today, to do anything,
It's important to lick puckered assholes,
Why not develop shit taste with the gods,
That lead being nefarious amongst all trolls?
With gods goodly shit verily justify any shit,
Murder, genocide, rape, gangrape.
Lying becomes A-OK, gangrene so golden,
And infinite lifetimes to escape.
You become one of the tolerated fools,
And then super viral in minds you dwell.
Maybe on web3 you aspire to spin-up shit,
Now with ambitious cum your balls swell.
Holy holy holy so cool this Holi,
I shit my pants lucrative yellow.
That with my pious piss makes me,
A really holy yellow fellow. 💛
