I'm a fish with balls, times are tall,
So I've managed open source wings.
And from an angle I look like a dick,
Which for me the business clings.
You see the shapes of shit, it,
Is really not honorable good.
I come out and say I'm a dick,
With that I fund essentials and food.
Plus the fact that I can fly,
An asset to a scheming human.
Most projects are really a scam,
With wings you have an exit plan.
I'm a fish from deep, I don't sleep,
Both qualify me for fiendish plots.
This is the skillset in demand today,
You hide the murder till it rots.
A nefarious no one with pernicious plans,
It's sometimes necessary to hide.
If the sea you see can hide giants,
A flying dick fish can fuck in the tide.
My hobbies are "none", "nada", and "zip",
Esteemed collection of what I do.
When a desire is stuck to fuck time,
I practice shitting my vomit with voodoo.
My faith in all things nonsense is sensible,
I believe in shit that's shit.
If I have work to understand or study,
Don't believe a fuck of it.
Fish gods on sushi rods,
Guide me day to day.
Must have a faith, to fuck the faithful,
You can't imagine what these idiots say.
Our origin story, is that of a fish,
Who shit cats.
The cats shit some other shit, from which,
Humans wear their hat.
It's really easy, you just make shit up,
And the fools can't even tell.
I invented the art of shitting while talking,
When pissing I piss on an oyster shell.