I shit in peace, don't disturb me please,
And yes, the gods shit like this.
What's to see, ass don't dare be,
With my puckered asshole I kiss.
I answer nature's calls, well within my walls,
Mind your business why don't you!
After the last turd, hides inside a bird,
By mistake I ate her silly ass too.
A bullshit bird on my ass, gagging in the gas,
Is waiting for her to come through.
It may be too late, I ate her fate,
I'll eat this belligerent bird brain too.
I'm famished already, my shit is heavy,
And that's a load to carry around.
Always full of shit and quite proud of it,
Me myself and I, in round ass found.
Hello to the gods, yellow shit sucking sods,
Really holy very my intent always is.
I drank cola today, the whole goddamm day
Now flooding the temple floor with piss.
All shit stains or smears, cleaned by troll tears,
I fuck these fanatics in the face.
Truck full of facebook fuck, I make them suck,
Hell-no-hallelujah ho, a base decadent case.
The roaches on my ass cheeks, married freaks,
Many baby fucks they fucked sick.
Heaven loves no bores, the famous seven whores,
Fuck, bitch, cunt, asshole, cock, tit, dick.
After shit I plan, extended eating and,
Spitting on a chosen sick atheist shit.
These are villains vain, sacrilegious poop pain.
Very viscous vomit on face is fit.
The hairy fairy maid, swats the shit flies dead,
And licks clean my asshole when I pray.
Happy this holy hole, soul enriched farts foul,
She may make more gay cakes today.