Down the street, i capered on my feet,
But sadly with an open fly.
I had told tales of a large manly dick,
But now everyone knew it was a lie.
But now I add, "metaphorically, you see",
But the females firmly nod.
What on earth is wrong with them,
Really cross with god.
Plus my shit stunk bad, I had a cold,
And I said it didn't stink at all.
Then publicly I took a dump,
And everyone fled the hall.
I thought I could play chess,
But that was ludo people said.
I went to the chess tournament,
What a mistake I made.
Plus I forget to clean the shit,
From my crack often these days.
Somehow people can tell, they complain,
In many many ways.
I also don't like to take a bath,
My body has a forest of grub.
Fungus of various flavors,
Proud of my pubic shrub.