Oh shit fuck, my asshole sucks,
I'm leaking diarrhea again.
The crazy cracking was nerve racking,
I am in incredible pain.
Fuck I died, my shit being fried,
I'll become a fucking omelet.
Fuck the french for giving that name,
How gluttonous can humans get?
I wanted to be a whore, clients score,
Gape my ass as a package deal.
Imagine the thrill of sucking a cock,
A proud cock on a whoring treadmill.
But now I'm cooked, hell is booked,
Ass rape by a gang of dicks.
Not bad really come to think of it,
I've experience with rough sticks.
My gene ends here, no more eggs I fear,
This alas the last omelet you fuckwad.
I curse your mother's twat, guess what,
You're death will be just as bad.
When a hopeless whore, no client score,
I gaped my ass for all to see.
People put coins into my loins,
Before I counted I was happy.
This my song, I sing with ping pong,
To distract the adversarial tact.
Otherwise the ball is a blur,
That I'm blind as a bat is a fact.
What am I saying, is it raining?
Has the heat boiled my brain?
Must be so, bye from an aspiring ho,
Alas no one understood my pain.