The shit of my dream, came with lubed anal rim,
The greek gods would've been proud.
This turd was shaped like an icosahedron,
The fart was rather loud.
My dreams do fail, to really sail,
To anywhere worth going.
I dreamt this turd, I dreamt very hard,
And now I'll be showing.
The turd is brown, I fear not frown,
That's the color of my clout.
A brown man, sitting on a shitting pan,
I rummage inside my ass to bring it out.
Hinge and bracket, a turd in a packet,
Hallelujah god answering my natural calls.
Appropriately appreciating shit is a start,
After shit don't scratch your balls.
A holier than thou religious cow,
I imagine my shit its mouth fit.
Praise the lord, for instance for,
An endless supply of shits to shit.
Holy hoot, farts followed by poot,
Now I feel a little bubble of joy.
That turd stretched my anus,
I need to relax with a sex toy.
But this icosahedron shit, I couldn't store it,
It smelled really really bad.
I vomited thrice, the gods threw dice,
And I went raving mad.
I fell asleep, the sleep was deep,
I dreamt my asshole became a picnic spot.
Verily many creatures played on the grass,
It was eden, and the sun was hot.
In the garden of eden, snake fucked hen,
The birds vomiting up worms dead.
In a seedy cot, god smoked pot,
And was fucking humanity in the head.
I didn't know, I'll be part of a show,
But god said drop your pants and shit.
In my dream I am charming and prim,
I said yes, now awake, deep in holy shit.
Now I always pray to god when I shit,
And given up the inconvenience of pants.
Please spread this holy story far and wide,
Wearing only shitty holy underpants.
