There once was an ass of a boss, quite irate
Who loudly his employees would berate.
Of employees, all meek, he'd critique,
Their work, and yell with spit and hate.
He'd plop his hairy schlong, all day long,
Showing how their shit was always wrong.
He'd nitpick and moan, grit his teeth alone,
Color people as weak and himself very strong.
But one day, a brave soul did stand,
He had had enough, he said with a huff.
He said to the boss, "can't no more this shit take",
And threw his smart arsery in a trough.
For years, this boss had ruled with an iron fist,
But now, his power began to wilt.
The employees all cheered his tears,
As he escorted himself out, red with guilt.
