The cat and mouse in my house,
Are always playing hide and seek.
Most of the time, on me they climb,
And people call me a freak.
But it's really sad to get mad,
They really are my friends you see.
Humans are hurtful and artful,
The animals just let me be.
I don't have to pretend or lie,
They eat only leftovers in the bin.
They're never complaining about stuff,
Only their shit I have to clean.