Look son, that's the sun, an orange bun,
And it's going to fuck us one day.
Our species will have long been dead,
7.5 billion years I would say.
As a red giant it would do what giants do,
Fuck the planet in its ass.
After a while everyone and everything,
Will just become heated gas.
But don't worry we are safe,
Our brief lifetime is quite secure.
In fact dedicate your life to screwing the planet,
Because it's fate is a gaseous whore.
Don't be just or foster an egalitarian clan,
Then people will make fun of you.
They'll shit inside your mouth.
Call you a loser with a loose screw.
Privileged becomes the incompetent,
When they fuck with people's mind.
They beat their breast, amplify and attest,
Every lie they can easily find.
Really a rough ride, I confide,
Make sure your asshole is greased.
Until you're an adult you'll get fucked,
Make sure the violators are pleased.
Be totally a con fucking man as an adult,
Get cultural conviction like the gods.
You can fuck the world in any hole you want,
Rogues rape with rusty rods.
Swing your dick and sprinkle your piss,
Sell junky ideas and janky shit.
The dumbass laity will kiss your balls,
Get fucked voluntarily till they can't sit.
Make sure you lie to the opposite sex,
They only ever fall for that.
They like trashy skin deep shit,
And a bejeweled fucking fake hat.
Just be a piece of shit, a complete asshole,
Blame others for any of your fault.
Otherwise you'll serve hand and foot,
Forever on broken glass and salt.
Make bullshit and scam, your bread and jam,
The world then a dog at your feet.
If you're honest, you're ass fucked,
Burnt alive, upside down, clamps on your teat.
Take my word for it, it's really shit,
We are another fucked up species.
Not unique in being unique,
And won't be known for its feces.
