I sit on a mountain, a knowledge fountain,
I know my shit really well.
The tip of the peak is in my asshole,
Uncomfortable as hell.
I'm a saint and I can paint,
The world anyway I fucking want.
I mainly lie through my teeth,
And fuck your lonely aunt.
This orb is round, routinely I've found,
It's better to breathe the higher air.
The people are fools, that's what is cool,
I improve them beyond repair.
Plus to impress the press,
I have a stuffed bird on my head.
Starbucks coffee and exercise needed,
Or else I'm fucking dead.
I ordered a halo, from a pharmacy fellow,
Who sells prescription drugs.
He gave me a sack full of opium,
He got a hug and my shit in many jugs.
I pretend to know all sorts of things,
People fall for lies.
I say it's the gods pissing on us,
That gives us rain from the skies.
God of the gap in sing-song and rap,
I shit on unbeliever's face.
After I swear on my balls,
They easily say yes yes.
Think of life, as a rusty old knife,
That someone has jammed up your ass.
A lot of discomfort and bloody farts,
Destiny bloated with gas.
Manipulation like copulation,
Needs a hole you can fuck.
Then you put a straw,
Fast expiring juices to suck.
I fuck the wives and daughters,
Their men hold their holes open.
I cum in their mouth, then I go south,
To fuck a horny homosexual hen.
Try as you might, you can't fight,
Irrationality is rooted in our mind.
Stern and taciturn, I affirm,
Bullshit of every kind.
I use barnum in the hymns I hum,
Memorized astrology notes.
The prime minister eats my shit,
Because I bring him easy votes.
It's fun to fuck people's minds,
Especially with an invisible being.
My bank balance is now like this peak,
I'm an all seeing everything.
