That's a fresh turd, you may have heard,
Our group called shit head.
Basically our service is generosity,
We let you shit on our head in bed.
We balance the poop, jump through your hoop,
Careful not to drop the shit.
We enjoy your care, too pious for affairs,
Our payment, we deserve every bit.
From our nose we piss, if you want it miss,
We are jolly good fellows I insist.
If you want we can offer other services,
With our hands your ass we can fist.
Primarily gung-ho, but really a man ho,
We cheer up a masturbation.
We understand the refractive period,
We are here to save our great nation.
You can shit on us, no mess or fuss,
We are from where people are worse.
At least here I get paid for this shit,
Over there, I've to rob the customer's purse.
We are guys good, eat your shit for food,
Lick your asshole for dessert.
We let you do whatever, for money,
Quietly breathe in your smelliest fart.
The holidays are here, we know the cheer,
Undigested expensive treats we chew.
The gifts we get, a brand new Lego set,
Of cleaning supplies for a crew.
