I love my shit, you'd surely love it,
Chicks queue up for what I got.
Plus my piss as shots for many miss,
They also ferment my shit in a pot.
I'm the kind of king who has nothing,
Wallowing in his piss and shit.
But I see the pot half full, that's cool,
I mean that's potential for something in it.
Who knows what else can go wrong,
I have a stiff turd coming out.
Sometimes I get reciprocal hiccups,
Makes me shit from my spout.
Fuck this globe, I dance in a strobe,
The lighting makes me horny.
Then I fuck my own ass, with shit and gas,
It doesn't ever cost a penny.
