I bake the head of my foe to red,
I marinate it with spicy piss.
I add garlic, onion and green chili,
Until I hear the sizzling hiss.
They don't know, I'm the so,
What they say, so so Great.
How dare in my lair, they shaved my pubic hair,
My balls itching with hate.
A shoplifting whore, wanted to settle a score,
She must have supplied the blade.
The gods willing, blood will be spilling,
Of people with genes of nitwit grade.
I caught one, and cut it right up,
It'll be my snack for at least the hour.
I'll hunt them down, make sure they drown,
I'll piss a river and show my power.
But they give me worms, can't overdo,
Otherwise I scratch my asshole raw.
Last time it had a gash that went deep,
And I had to shit with a straw.