On my shit I piss, liked by many a miss,
They say I'm a funny guy.
I'm really sorry to hear that, I'm more a rat,
Eat fermented food to get high.
But the world I find very stiff, many ifs,
Without a clear-cut exit.
It's this reason why, I never look up high,
And just focus on my own ordinary shit.
My asshole is dear to me, the gods gave it free,
I always take very good care.
Today the shit was good, evacuated all the food,
Now I'll comb my pubic hair.
