I man quite fine, I drink red wine,
But in the morning my piss is yellow.
I wonder about things like that,
I'm sort of a curious fellow.
I suck great snot, in heavy sort of thoughts,
My brain doesn't have the wiring for it.
Most what I do when I piss and poo,
Think about what's in my shit.
I once saw a worm, wearing an uniform,
Of scruffy hair looking like a freak.
It talked to me, to be cholesterol free,
My inside it said was bleary bleak.
Also the ribbon pattern in pee I see,
Ever wonder why it's wavy so.
It makes me think, I stand in stink,
Thinking about all there's to know.
